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sparkly vampire by blastedgoose sparkly vampire by blastedgoose
NOTE:
Although I am flattered you think my work is funny, PLEASE PLEASE do NOT use my work without asking my permission first! Letting me know you used my work AFTER using it is NOT considered asking my permission! Also, as a Twilight fan, I do NOT want my work to be used as a part of ANY anti-Twilight propaganda.

Thank you!
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We all know the TRUE reason why Bella wanted to be a vampire so badly! Who cares about true love when you can be SPARKLY???? <3

This drawing is not meant to offend Twilight fans! I am a Twilight fan myself, and just like you, I waited two hours in line on the opening night of the Twilight movie! This drawing is meant for anyone with any level of sanity--whether it be avid Twilight lovers, Twilight haters, indifferent or clueless people!

Please do not fight with or flame anyone in the comments section, thank you!

P.S. Yes, I know my anatomy sucks. And yes, I realize that even though I have never put so much effort into a background in my life, it is still pathetic.
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:iconcyothelion:
CyotheLion Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2015  Hobbyist
What happens if it is Another sun? DOUBLE SUN POWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!
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:icongoldedge2:
goldedge2 Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2014
The sad part is this sums up the whole plot of the books
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:iconbreaksystembse:
breaksystembse Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2013  Student General Artist
Batman's Magpie would just love him... :lol:
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:iconoliver--fey:
Oliver--Fey Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2013
this is not a vampire. this is not unlife. clearly this is Navi's brother :iconpinkiepieplz:
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:iconeqfazrael:
EqFAzrael Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2013  Student General Artist
Real vampires would turn to dust, not sparkle...
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:iconcartoongirl908:
Cartoongirl908 Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2013
Yes...a monster that sparkles.
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:iconmeloetta-shiny:
meloetta-shiny Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
So darn funny
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:iconcrazy4wonderland:
Crazy4Wonderland Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
I personally find this to be BS. Real Vampire burn in the sunlight, but whatever. This is still funny xD
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:iconhercules3000:
Hercules3000 Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012
I never read the books or saw the movie, but this makes a lot of sense.
Also, I'm glad that there's someone else who has a sense of humor about this. I don't hate the series, (not that I like it either, I'm not into romance) but I do like to poke some fun at it. Most of the fans I've met are psycho, so thanks for having a sense of humor about something you like.
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:iconjocular19:
Jocular19 Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012
Hahahha. He's so gay. :P
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:iconsoulsilverheartgold:
SoulSilverHeartGold Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2012  Student Digital Artist
This scene was so much more epic in my mind then it was on the screen. They tried to hard to make Edward scary and it just made him look constipated. XD His sparkling is much to funny to be scary.
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:iconemmabug12345:
emmabug12345 Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2012  Student General Artist
That's HILARIOUS!! OOOOOHHH SHINY!!!! Bella has some serious ADHD probs!!
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:iconjamie-rock:
jamie-rock Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2012
exactly the image about the twilight
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:iconfujoshianimechick:
fujoshianimechick Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
This is fucking hilarious! I love snarky twilight fanart!
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xXTheSceneIsDeadXx Featured By Owner May 31, 2012  Student General Artist
i would love that -a vamp-and to add SPARKLES!its awesome i love it
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:iconjsebastian25:
jsebastian25 Featured By Owner May 23, 2012
mmmmmm "i is want to be sparkly monster too"
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:iconferbs14:
ferbs14 Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2012   Traditional Artist
poor Jacob and
Edward, they deserve better than Bella.... [salute].
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:iconpimpaladettesdude:
pimpaladettesdude Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2012
ALL IN FAVOR WHO THINK TWILIGHT SUCKS AND UNDERWORLD IS BETTER THAN CRAP SAY AYE!!!!!!


*audeince agrees* why smank you glad everyone is on the same page as me :D
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:icondemonchan22:
DemonChan22 Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2012
SPARKLING!! XD
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:iconmegan567:
Megan567 Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2012  Student Digital Artist
*rofloling* Oh Oh god now i remember why twilight sucked a**
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:iconanimist:
Animist Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2012
*LAUGHS OUT LOUD*

This is the only reason why I don't wish twilight was never made... the anti - twilight artwork is just too funny. XD
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:iconchibikitty9000:
Chibikitty9000 Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Bella, you don't have to be a vampire to Sparkle. Everyone knows the Edward just uses waaaay too much body glitter.
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:iconcartoonist3:
cartoonist3 Featured By Owner Feb 29, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
This is why I hate twilight plain and simple :)
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SF-Serbia Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2012  Professional Interface Designer
Hello,
I am searching for Vampire / Drakula images all over the internet, for a Fanzine i make. I like this one.
My fanzine is in Serbian Language, it's called "Raketla", whitch means Rocket. It is a SF Fanzine, and the 3rd one is a Vampire Special. If you would like t see it published, please send it to me (konkurs@sf-serbia.com) with a permission to publish text file.

You can see the first 2 numbers of Raketla Fanzine:
#1: [link]
#2: [link]

Thanx in advance...
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scgmd3master3001 Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
bella doesnt smile NEVER
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:iconredropp:
Redropp Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
lol very funny!!! Vampires sooo should not sparkle!!!
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:iconchica3480:
chica3480 Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2011
who agrees vamps shouldn't sparkle!!!!!!!!!!
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:iconevalpony12:
EvalPony12 Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2011
funny!
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:iconbreaksystembse:
breaksystembse Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2011  Student General Artist
Should've drawn him in the "Save A Life" pose. :XD:
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:iconvalix-lashten87:
Valix-Lashten87 Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
LMFAO!!!! Im a fan but omg that was funny stuff to me
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:icondeidaraxnatalie:
deidaraXnatalie Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2011
eeeeeewwwww!!!! u like twilight!! no offence but girl....come on!!!
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:iconbleedingfaegurl:
bleedingfaegurl Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2011
lol this is amazin, team edward or jacob ???
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:iconblastedgoose:
blastedgoose Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Team Jacob!
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:iconpocky-o-clock:
Pocky-o-clock Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
all I can say is that those who loved vampires before the twilight series are still shocked about the sparkling vampires...
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:iconlarxylectricity:
Larxylectricity Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Ditto on the comment and the sig.
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:iconpocky-o-clock:
Pocky-o-clock Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
XD :la:
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:iconfranciscathedragon:
Franciscathedragon Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
awesomely funny, I never thought About that! u are genius. do more!
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:iconichogo:
Ichogo Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2011  Student Writer
Wow....I have bigger muscles than him
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:iconkatnappe13:
Katnappe13 Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2011  Student Writer
Sparkles! Cause nothing is more on-turning that a walking disco-ball!
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:iconfakirchronafanyay:
FakirChronaFanYay Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2011
Hmm... very funny: :)
And agree. I like sparkles... but not Edward sparkling.
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:iconxxkalyxx:
xXkalyXx Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Walking discoball
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:iconremakeyou:
Remakeyou Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2011
May I use this picture for a youtube video? ^^ I will give you credit! :)
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:iconblastedgoose:
blastedgoose Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yes you may, just kindly provide a link to the Deviation under Description along with a simple "By Mae Uy" or "By Blastedgoose." Really flattered you asked, thank you for the courtesy :)
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:iconremakeyou:
Remakeyou Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2011
Thank you! ^^ Haha it's really nice! :D
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:iconkaiju-popsicle:
Kaiju-popsicle Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2011  Student General Artist
Sparkling fangless vampiire! Ruuun! Run little animals! This is funny.
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:iconlolasnookers:
LolaSnookers Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2011
This makes me giggle because it's awesome.
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:iconjadesolar:
Jadesolar Featured By Owner May 11, 2011
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:iconkaxanthedragon:
KaxantheDragon Featured By Owner May 10, 2011  Student General Artist
Funny.
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:iconbookworm52:
bookworm52 Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2011  Student Writer
LOL
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:iconskynic:
SkyNic Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2011
I know the sparkles won me over.
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