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BushThe citizens in towns, in cities
The paparazzi and hillbillies
They all scream and they all rush!
To see President Bush

Parents of the land are learning
No more prez means no more earning
So they hate all those who smush!
Dear President Bush

Teachers teach their kids in class
The prez stopped Iraq from kickin' their ass
That is why in school they shush!
For President Bush

Vendors selling fresh-cooked weeners
Janitors and toilet-cleaners
Offer every food and flush!
For President Bush

Bums and slobs who live in dumpsites
All salute their blues and red-whites
That is why they wipe their tush!
For President Bush

Librarians, tu

Broken NowLend my your phone
I want to know
The way it looks
The way it glows
I need to see its case
I need to understand
Why this message will not send

Tell me again
I want to hear
Who made this ringtone last last year
It plays for you at night
While I'm here all alone
Remembering when I had a phone

*I let it go
I let it die
Why do I keep on texting, why?
I let it go
And now I frown
Today it sleeps somehow
My phone is broken now *

Sell me your phone you never use
Show me the case you never choose
Give, I want much
The one that's prepaid, not the line
Or am I banished for all time?

*chorus*

I close my eyes
A 66-10

TomorrowMy son will come out tomorrow
Bet my D-cup bosoms that tomorrow
I've a son

Just waiting until tomorrow
Makes me wanna eat and barf some more, oh
It's no fun

When I did it last May
With a gay
Who was lonely
He just stuck it right in
(We had gin, that day...)

My son will some out tomorrow
So I gotta suffer til tomorrow
Not today

*Tomorrow!
Tomorrow!
It's labor!
Tomorrow!
And then I will weigh okay*

(*repeat chorus)

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sparkly vampireby ~blastedgoose

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NOTE:
Although I am flattered you think my work is funny, PLEASE PLEASE do NOT use my work without asking my permission first! Letting me know you used my work AFTER using it is NOT considered asking my permission! Also, as a Twilight fan, I do NOT want my work to be used as a part of ANY anti-Twilight propaganda.

Thank you!
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We all know the TRUE reason why Bella wanted to be a vampire so badly! Who cares about true love when you can be SPARKLY???? <3

This drawing is not meant to offend Twilight fans! I am a Twilight fan myself, and just like you, I waited two hours in line on the opening night of the Twilight movie! This drawing is meant for anyone with any level of sanity--whether it be avid Twilight lovers, Twilight haters, indifferent or clueless people!

Please do not fight with or flame anyone in the comments section, thank you!

P.S. Yes, I know my anatomy sucks. And yes, I realize that even though I have never put so much effort into a background in my life, it is still pathetic.

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~Sky-Quill Jun 7, 2013 Student Writer

this is not a vampire. this is not unlife. clearly this is Navi's brother

~Cartoongirl908 Mar 15, 2013

Yes...a monster that sparkles.

~meloetta-shiny Jan 20, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

So darn funny

~Crazy4Wonderland Dec 26, 2012 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

I personally find this to be BS. Real Vampire burn in the sunlight, but whatever. This is still funny xD

!Hercules3000 Dec 17, 2012

I never read the books or saw the movie, but this makes a lot of sense.
Also, I'm glad that there's someone else who has a sense of humor about this. I don't hate the series, (not that I like it either, I'm not into romance) but I do like to poke some fun at it. Most of the fans I've met are psycho, so thanks for having a sense of humor about something you like.

~Jocular19 Nov 7, 2012

Hahahha. He's so gay.

~SoulSilverHeartGold Aug 14, 2012 Student Digital Artist

This scene was so much more epic in my mind then it was on the screen. They tried to hard to make Edward scary and it just made him look constipated. XD His sparkling is much to funny to be scary.

~emmabug12345 Jul 13, 2012 Student

That's HILARIOUS!! OOOOOHHH SHINY!!!! Bella has some serious ADHD probs!!

~jamie-rock Jul 4, 2012

exactly the image about the twilight

~fujoshianimechick Jun 4, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

This is fucking hilarious! I love snarky twilight fanart!

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