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sparkly vampire by blastedgoose sparkly vampire by blastedgoose
Although I am flattered you think my work is funny, PLEASE PLEASE do NOT use my work without asking my permission first! Letting me know you used my work AFTER using it is NOT considered asking my permission! Also, as a Twilight fan, I do NOT want my work to be used as a part of ANY anti-Twilight propaganda.

Thank you!

We all know the TRUE reason why Bella wanted to be a vampire so badly! Who cares about true love when you can be SPARKLY???? <3

This drawing is not meant to offend Twilight fans! I am a Twilight fan myself, and just like you, I waited two hours in line on the opening night of the Twilight movie! This drawing is meant for anyone with any level of sanity--whether it be avid Twilight lovers, Twilight haters, indifferent or clueless people!

Please do not fight with or flame anyone in the comments section, thank you!

P.S. Yes, I know my anatomy sucks. And yes, I realize that even though I have never put so much effort into a background in my life, it is still pathetic.
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goldedge2 Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2014
The sad part is this sums up the whole plot of the books
breaksystembse Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2013  Student General Artist
Batman's Magpie would just love him... :lol:
Sky-Quill Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2013
this is not a vampire. this is not unlife. clearly this is Navi's brother :iconpinkiepieplz:
EqFAzrael Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2013  Student General Artist
Real vampires would turn to dust, not sparkle...
Cartoongirl908 Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2013
Yes...a monster that sparkles.
meloetta-shiny Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
So darn funny
Crazy4Wonderland Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
I personally find this to be BS. Real Vampire burn in the sunlight, but whatever. This is still funny xD
Hercules3000 Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012
I never read the books or saw the movie, but this makes a lot of sense.
Also, I'm glad that there's someone else who has a sense of humor about this. I don't hate the series, (not that I like it either, I'm not into romance) but I do like to poke some fun at it. Most of the fans I've met are psycho, so thanks for having a sense of humor about something you like.
Jocular19 Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012
Hahahha. He's so gay. :P
SoulSilverHeartGold Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2012  Student Digital Artist
This scene was so much more epic in my mind then it was on the screen. They tried to hard to make Edward scary and it just made him look constipated. XD His sparkling is much to funny to be scary.
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