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TomorrowMy son will come out tomorrow
Bet my D-cup bosoms that tomorrow
I've a son

Just waiting until tomorrow
Makes me wanna eat and barf some more, oh
It's no fun

When I did it last May
With a gay
Who was lonely
He just stuck it right in
(We had gin, that day...)

My son will some out tomorrow
So I gotta suffer til tomorrow
Not today

*Tomorrow!
Tomorrow!
It's labor!
Tomorrow!
And then I will weigh okay*

(*repeat chorus)

Be A ProstiThe sex drive is always greener
In somebody else's take
You dream about working out there
But that is a big mistake
Just look at the world around you
The hooker, the slut, the whore
Such wonderful things surround you
What more is you lookin' for?

Be a prosti!
Be a prosti!
Darling it's better
The kisses are wetter
Take it from me
Up in the store they work all day
Under the bills they slave away
While we donatin'
Full time to matin'
As a prosti!

Down here all the folks is happy
As off through the sheets they roll
The peeps with "real jobs" ain't happy
They sad 'cause their boss a 'hole
But even these guys is lucky
They in

Song of the CMPCorps:
There's something here, that spoils the shine
The CMP who did my dogtag must be blind
Yes it's right here…I can't ignore
I wonder why I've never seen that spot before

CMP:
I shined all day, I scrubbed it raw
And when I finished I didn't notice any flaw
No it can't be…I'm very sure
I swear I've never missed a single spot before

Corps:
Sigh…I'm so disappointed
Who'd have ever thought that this could be?
Why…was this girl appointed?
There is something in this dogtag, can't she see?

Other cadettes:
Well who'd have thought? (Well bless my soul)
Well who can say? (Well who indeed)
Who'd ever guess she'd get demerited this w

The Peanut SongThere was once a peanut family
Who lived in a stack of hay
But they were always fighting
So one just ran away

He journeyed through the woods
He journeyed through the plains
He rested on the some flowers
And some windowpanes

*A little peanut was he
A lot of times he was
Almost stepped on or eaten
And always caused a fuss*

He grew tired of these things
Being chased by kids or rats
If he doesn't get away soon
He might get smushed up flat

So the little peanut poor ol' thing
Thought about one day
"I won't be here much longer
I won't be here to stay"

(*repeat chorus*)

He stopped upon a railroad track
"A railroad track, what lu

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Esotarious of Argent Dawnby ~blastedgoose

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This is for my friend who is a super crazy WoW addict! He asked me to draw his character Esotarious, except with his head in it instead of the real head, because according to himself, he is better-looking than his character. He is very vain that way. Yeah......I want to die now because it's 4am and it's finals week and for some reason I am most inspired when I have stuff to study for. And when there's nothing to do, I just like, sleep.

This is a bit different from my usual style. It's a lot more "serious" and detailed. He wanted me to "expand my horizons" which is why he asked me to draw something that's totally new for me. Like Warcraft, which I have never played. I had trouble doing the sketch for this because I was really unfamiliar with what everything was supposed to look like, even though he sent me several screenshots of his character. I'm so sleepy right now, I hope what I'm writing still makes sense.

Omg...accounting exam in a few days, le sobs.

P.S. Why would anyone call their sword Thunderfury? It sounds like Thunderpussy, which is a cafe in San Francisco.

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~AdventGriever Feb 16, 2009

Been a long time since I've seen Eso. Argent Dawn was such an awesome server. Sometimes I miss challenging him to a duel and getting owned.

And for anyone who doesn't know who Eso is... He was the first real Ret Paladin.

~blastedgoose Feb 16, 2009 Hobbyist Digital Artist

lol i have no clue what all that stuff meant! but i will show the comment to eso because it sounds like a compliment!

~AdventGriever Feb 16, 2009

I was a Holy Paladin back on Argent Dawn. Siliskor was the name. Used to challenge him to duel cause I liked owning ret paladins as holy. He owned me.

~hafoot Jun 22, 2008

This is awesome, it looks spot on!
God i hate that AQ armour though, no offense it's drawn brilliantly.

~blastedgoose Jun 24, 2008 Hobbyist Digital Artist

thank you!!!

~OlivetheChozen1 Apr 25, 2008 Student Traditional Artist

bad ass... as a wow player myself you did a really good job

~blastedgoose Apr 25, 2008 Hobbyist Digital Artist

thanks! i had loads of help from my friend who made me do this, he sent me a bunch of screenshots and even a video! hehe

~frustratedarteased Apr 23, 2008

hahaha!! who is this friend? havent played warcraft either but looks good mae

goodluck with your finals!!

~spankatastic Apr 23, 2008

Hay talaga he's Supreme King Yabang of the Universe. It's a good picture tho, it's great you're expanding horizons and etc.

But I'll fave the rust version xD

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